Rufus Is A Tit Man

Rufus is a tit man
 Suckin' on his mamma's gland
 Suckin' on the nipple
 It's a sweeter than the ripple wine.
 Yes its sweeter than the wine.
 You can tell by the way the boy burps
 That it's gotta taste fine.
 Marco Polo craved the spice and silk
 And Rufus craves the mamma's milk
 No moo-cow no billy-goat
 Is gonna get the baby's vote.
 Come on mamma,
 Come on and open up your shirt
 Yeah you've got the goods mamma
 Give the little boy a squirt.
 For my lungs and my liver
 I do definitely fear.
 I like to suck on cigarettes
 And drink the wine and beer.
 The doctor says I'm oral
 Blblblbllla-a-a-a-a-.
 And I believe it's true.
 Ah son you look so satisfied
 I envy you.
 So put Rufus on the left one
 And put me right on the right
 And like Romulus and Remus
 We'll suck all night.
 Come on mamma
 Come on and lactate awhile.
 Yeah look down on us mamma
 And flash us a Madonna smile.