New Paint

At the station you can meet her
 With that smile you couldn? t cheat her
 A woman that kind is hard to find
 It? s good to take a girl
 In the not so very good world
 And walk in the park until it gets dark
 Sometimes I feel ugly and old
 Excuse me, baby, if I? m acting bold
 My head gets hot but my feet aren? t cold
 Excuse me if you will
 Take a breather on a bench
 Helps to build up the suspense
 Then the two of you go to a movie show
 If she? s a woman there? s a chance
 That she maybe likes to dance
 So you go to the hall and you out step? em all
 Don? t make a hullabaloo, I? m not the hoi polloi
 I? ll try any trick and I? ll pull any ploy
 I? m a used up twentieth century boy
 Excuse me if you will
 She takes you home to meet the folks
 Laughing at the fathers jokes
 Shall we watch TV? It? s all right with me
 Time to go, you? re going to miss her
 In the doorway try to kiss her
 Oh, it tastes so good like you hoped it would
 If I was 16 again I? d give my eyetooth
 I? m tired and I? m hungry and I? m looking for my youth
 I? m a little uncool and I? m a little uncouth
 Oh, excuse me, yes, excuse me if you will
 At the station you can meet her
 With that smile you couldn? t cheat her
 A woman that kind is hard to find