Guru

CHORUS:
 Down in Southern California
 There's a guru that is guruing there
 He's got 250 followers
 They're following him everywhere
 He's got all of the answers to all of the questions
 And he promises to make us fee
 He's got all the solutions to all of the problems
 That are plaquing our society
 All the followers they love to follow their Guru
 Everything else is a hoax
 They kiss his lotus feet,
 You know they make up his bed
 You know they're laughing at all of his jokes
 He protects his people from the outside world
 His people need never be afraid
 Cause if you're his disciple and he happens to like ya
 I can tell you, that you've got it made
 Well if you're not part of this special,
 Selective, exclusive, elite family
 You're considered a heathen, and a sap, and a sucker
 Devoid of spirituality
 They try to sell you some mints,
 And and some cookies
 Or some literature to show you the way
 Yeah they'll prostletizing and it's mesmorizing
 And they're making moulah everyday
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