Charity Auction Ninja

Come on, did you hear me,
 I'll give 20 dollars more to help them
 little cats and dogs that have been
 shut out in the cold
 Hey mister mister auctioneer
 I raise my hand
 So if you need those bids believe me
 I'm your man
 ♪
 He walks with an air like he's not in the room
 His eyes bright behind thin rimmed glasses
 A smile to disarm his potential opponents in the game
 With a flick of an ear he can hear any schemes
 you may have if your hand would appear
 is it your turn to share his might, in the figurative spot light
 Though you might want to ask him why,
 he's got bigger things to buy.
 Come on, did you hear me,
 I'll give 20 dollars more to help them
 little cats and dogs that have been
 shut out in the cold
 Hey mister (mister) mister auctioneer
 I raise my hand
 So if you need those bids believe me
 I'm your man
 ♪
 Is it personal greed or a need to be the
 last voice heard in a room full of rookies
 his name is known by all the go-fers,
 look, he's droppin' two hundred on some knitted loafers
 sometimes he'll wait in the dark off the grid
 until he jumps and doubles the highest bid.
 Going once, going twice, 3, 4 times sold,
 to the man in the striped lab coat
 we all know this cat's got claws
 and hey it all goes to a good cause.
 Come on, did you hear me,
 I'll give 20 dollars more to help them
 little cats and dogs that have been
 shut out in the cold
 Hey mister (mister) mister auctioneer
 I raise my hand
 So if you need those bids believe me
 I'm your man
 ♪
 And with all of his charity auction prowess,
 you'd think that he'd pick up lots of enemies but no,
 he's pretty much universally well-liked by
 everyone that's met him
 Cause he never writes IOU's or bounces checks,
 you can bet, when his
 hand is in the air, you had best not even dare
 Come on, did you hear me,
 I'll give 20 dollars more to help them
 little cats and dogs that have been
 shut out in the cold
 Hey mister (mister) mister auctioneer
 I raise my hand
 So if you need those bids believe me
 Come on, did you hear me,
 I'll give 20 dollars more to help them
 little cats and dogs that have been
 shut out in the cold
 Hey mister (mister) mister auctioneer
 I raise my hand
 So if you need those bids believe me