Aa Battery Controlled Telescopic Knife

Walking back from my place, she seemed happy
 Nothing in the wind to keep me down!
 Got a package in the mail
 Could it be my holy grail?
 A poking implement to rule all the tools with inferior fuels!
 "What's that you got there in your pocket?"
 She asked as we walked into the mall
 Eyes widen as I show the seventeen-inch dynamo
 That shoots out when I flip the switch and keeps growing
 And growing and growing
 I said, "Hey, why is everybody runnin' for their life?"
 It's just my AA Battery Controlled Telescopic Knife
 It's my AA Battery Controlled Telescopic Knife
 My grandfather turns to me and says
 "Let's go down in metaphoric history."
 Because ... never had a grandfather
 But if I did, I'm sure that he'd be proud
 Of a loud-browed son-of-a-cow
 Who can wield a blade the way I do
 I said, "Hey, why is everybody runnin' for their life?"
 It's just my AA Battery Controlled Telescopic Knife
 It's my AA Battery Controlled Telescopic Knife
 Is there an issue bring weapons into this particular bank?
 I was escorted out and there's only one thing to thank, and
 It's my AA Battery Controlled Telescopic Knife
 It's my AA Battery Controlled Telescopic Knife
 There is an apple farmer lifting all the Pilgrims
 From their huts to find the weather only half as satisfying as before
 And as an answer, he said, " Run to me, my daughters, have a
 Crispish red delicious, the least truthful of the apples
 Say it again and come to me.
 Say it again, I'm not myself I'm not myself"
 I said, "Hey, why is everybody runnin' for their life?"
 It's just my AA Battery Controlled Telescopic Knife
 It's my AA Battery Controlled Telescopic Knife
 I said, "Hey, why is everybody runnin' for their life?"
 It's just my AA Tragedy Controlled Ergonomic Wife
 It's just my AA Battery Controlled Telescopic Knife