Land Of A Thousand Dances

One, two, three
 One, two, three, oh!
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 You gotta know how to pony
 Like Bony Maronie
 You got to Mash Potato
 You got to do the Alligator, now
 Put your hands on your hips, yeah
 Let your backbone slip
 Now do the Watusi
 Like my little Lucy
 Ow! Feel pretty good y'all?
 Feel alright, now
 La, na na na na
 La na na na, la na na, la na na
 La na na na
 I need somebody to help me now
 La, na na na na
 La na na na, la na na, la na na
 La na na na
 Ow! You go to do the jerk now
 I like to see you work y'all
 Now, roll over on your back
 I said I like it like that
 Now do the frilly dog
 Like smoke your hog, now
 Now duck back in the alley
 Like Long Tall Sally
 Ow! Feeling pretty good?
 I feel alright now
 La, na na na na
 La na na na, la na na, la na na
 La na na na
 I need somebody to help me now
 La, na na na na
 La na na na, la na na, la na na
 La na na na
 Ow! Do the Watusi
 Like little Lucy
 Put your hand on your hips, yeah
 Let your backbone slip now
 Ow! Do it
 Ow! Do it
 Ow! Do it
 Ow! Help me
 Ow! Help me
 Somebody help me
 Somebody help me
 Oh, yeah
 In a thousand dances
 Do anything you want, now