Function at the Junction

I'm getting ready for the function at the junction
 Baby, you'd better come on right now
 Because everybody's gonna be there
 We got people comin' from everywhere
 You got Ling Ting Tong from China
 Long Tall Sally from Carolina
 We got Double-O-Seven, the private eye
 Bringin' all the guys from "I Spy"
 Come one, come all, gonna have a ball
 Down at the function at the junction
 Baby, you'd better come on right now
 We serving egg foo yung and barbecue
 Chicken dumpling baby and kidney stew
 A hiptic fun 'til the break of dawn
 We gonna shake a tailfeather
 Shoot it's before it run
 Put a shotgun on the rooster, and dare him to crow
 'Cause if anybody sleepin' they can get on that floor
 Tell baby, tell them, if they won't tell 'em
 About the function at the junction
 Tell 'em that they better come on right now
 Tell 'em about that function at the junction
 Baby, tell 'em they better come on right now, ow! Ow! Ow!
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 All the Soul Brothers, Jitterbugs
 Hip cats in fancy hats
 Pretty girls with pretty smiles
 All decked out in the latest styles
 Marvin Gay and Guitar Slim
 Betty Boop and Oop-Oop-Doop
 Mohair Sam from Alabam'
 Minnesota Fats from Hobo Flats
 Gravitatin' Hip-shakin' cutie pie
 From a fascination devastatin' beauty line
 They all be gathering here, from far and near
 For the Function at the Junction
 Tell 'em, they better come on right now
 Tell 'em about that function at the junction
 Tell 'em that they better come on right now
 Tell 'em about that function at the junction
 Tell 'em that they better come on right now