I Ain't Lyin'

Two cool cats just sittin' at the bar
 Tellin' each other how hip they are
 Talkin' 'bout millions an' spendin' them dimes
 Jackin' their jaws an' just wastin' their time
 I ain't lyin'
 I ain't lyin', no
 I ain't lyin'
 'Cause I've seen it a thousand times
 In walks a shapely, young, dark-haired, beauty
 Two heads come spin around just like "Howdy Doody"
 Each one is thinkin' that he wants what she's got
 But she's gettin' better lookin' with-a ev'ry shot
 I ain't lyin'
 I ain't lyin'
 I ain't lyin', no
 'Cause I've seen it a thousand times
 Watched one sucker start to make his play
 I hear him mumblin' as he's walkin' away
 Tried to tell his-self, she wasn't really that fine
 But that he still could-a copped a feel if he'd been tryin'
 I ain't lyin'
 Oh, I ain't lyin', no
 I ain't lyin'
 'Cause I've seen it a thousand times
 Now, look here
 You think I'm lyin' but guess what? I don't care
 'Cause I'm a witness, an' I swear I was there
 I seen that next fool, sit up an' beg
 Sometime a man ain't nothin' but a dog on two legs
 I ain't lyin', oh no
 I ain't lyin'
 I ain't lyin'
 'Cause I've seen it a thousand times.