Desperate Man

There's somebody, help me, I'm a desperate man
 I'm in love with a woman that I just can't stand
 Boy, she's sweet and she's evil
 Hot and she's cold
 First everything's mellow
 Then she's out of control
 Driving me crazy
 Dragging me down
 I don't know what she got
 That keeps me hanging around
 Now, when it comes to a dollar
 She ain't got no sense
 Yeah, she's been spending more money
 Than the President
 And any time she's drinking
 She's everybody's friend
 Laughing and joking
 Often a crowd of men
 Hey, somebody help me I'm a desperate man
 I'm in love with a woman that I just can't stand
 There's somebody, help me, I'm a desperate man
 I'm in love with a woman that I just can't stand
 Boy, she messed up my money
 She messed up my mind
 Making me poor
 Way before my time
 Got me walking in circles
 Under her spell
 Oh, help me somebody
 I should be running like hell
 There's somebody, help me, I'm a desperate man