Cool Johnny Twist

Hey, Let Me Hip You To A Cool Cat,
 You Might've Missed
 Talkin' 'Bout That Guitar-Pickin' Ladies Man,
 Cool Johnny Twist
 You Could Travel the World,
 Never Find Noone Like This
 They'da Had It Invented, Ha!
 If It Didn't Exist
 Because The Man Had Flat-A-Spare,
 In Everything He Did
 From The Tip Of His Crocodile Slides,
 On Up To His Esquire Lead, Oh Yeah!
 He Put His Own Little, Private Twist
 On Anything He Tried
 Right From His Style Of Dress, To His Line Of Jive,
 It Was All Highly Personalised
 Oh, He's An Original, He's One Of A Kind,
 Got Women For Days, Just Standing In Line
 Just Ain't No Way To Resist
 Ooo, 'Cause He's Twist
 Cool Johnny Twist
 Had A Top-Secret Twist,
 On His Loving Technique
 He'd Take A Quiet, Little School Girl,
 Bam! Turn Her Into A Freak
 He Played A Candy-Coloured
 Flying V Gibson Guitar
 He Drove A Specially-Built, Customised
 Combination Car
 I Seen Him Leaving Saint Louis,
 In That Stretch Cool Deville
 It Had Custom Chrome Wheels,
 It Had A Rolls-Royce Grill
 He Had The Back Packed Stacked
 With Nothing But 100-Dollar Bills
 He Said He Was Headin' For Shy-Town,
 To Give The People A Thrill
 Oh, He's An Original...
 Now, Time Has Passed, And Years Go By
 And Memories Fade Away
 But I Can Hear Twist Talkin' To Me,
 Just Like It Was Yesterday
 Back When He Took A Kid To School,
 'Bout What A Man's Gonna Need To Know
 Concerning Class, And Cash, And Ladies,
 And How The Gain Is Supposed To Go
 Oh, Don't Take My Word On What You Heard,
 Or Believe Nobody Else
 Just Take A Trip On Down To The South Side,
 You Can Check Him Out Yourself
 Get All The Tapes, CDs, Love Potions,
 And Good Luck All You're Lookin' For
 And Meet The Man Behind The Legend
 At J.T.'s Own Dusty Record's Store
 Tell It One More Time, Now
 Oh, He's An Original...
 Cool Johnny Twist
 Cool Johnny Twist
 Cool Johnny Twist