Born Loser

Born Loser
 Performed by Lil' Ed & The Blues Imperials
 I guess it's in my genes, black cats, unlucky thirteen (2x)
 I walk under ladders if you know what I mean
 I live on the edge; I walk on the wild side (2x)
 The dangerous side of me I cannot hide
 Opportunity knocked, but the door was locked
 It's the life I choose, I was born to lose
 I wash with gasoline and then I play with fire (2x)
 Making sparks fly is my only desire
 I don't play the lotto; Murphy's Law is my motto (2x)
 It's a bitter pill; if it can go wrong, it will
 Opportunity knocked, but the door was locked
 It's the life I choose, I was born to lose
 Opportunity knocked, but the door was locked
 It's the life I choose, I was born to lose
 (I just lose all the time, y'all. I don't know what the problem is
 Bad luck is at my back door. I hear it knocking, there it goes.
 I ain't going to let it in)