A Winter's Ball

How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore
 Go on and on, grow into more of a phenomenon?
 Watch this obnoxious, arrogant, loudmouth bother
 Be seated at the right hand of the father
 Washington hires Hamilton right on sight
 But Hamilton still wants to fight, not write
 Now Hamilton's skill with a quill is undeniable
 But what do we have in common?
 We're reliable with the
 Ladies!
 There are so many to deflower!
 Ladies!
 Looks! Proximity to power
 Ladies!
 They delighted and distracted him
 Martha Washington named her feral tomcat after him
 (That's true)
 1780, a winter's ball
 And the Schuyler sisters are the envy of all
 Yo, if you could marry a sister, you're rich, son
 Is it a question of if, Burr, or which one?
 Hey, hey, hey, hey
 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey