A Good Man Is Hard To Find

Now here's a story with a moral
 All you girls should pay some mind
 When you find a man worth keepin', be satisfied
 Make sure to treat him kind
 'Cause a good man is hard to find
 You can always get the other kind (that's mean)
 When you think you got a pal
 You can find him messin' around another gal
 Then you rave, you'll even start to crave
 To see him lyin' deep down in his grave
 So if your man is nice, baby, take my advice
 You better hug him in the mornin'
 Kiss him every night
 Give him plenty lovin'
 Treat him right
 'Cause a good man nowadays is hard to find
 Now, I got a chick (a chick?) Yeah
 About six-foot too (man, that's tall), bigger
 She never thought a midget like me will do
 One fine day, she met some other guy
 He took all her money (mm), then left her flat
 (He literally robbed her)
 He's no good, no good
 Now she's callin' me back on her phone
 She says, "Baby, you better come on home, I'm all alone"
 But if I'm gonna go back to her grass shack
 She's gotta hug me in the mornin'
 Kiss me every night
 Give me plenty lovin'
 Treat me right
 'Cause a good man nowadays is hard to find
 I went back (you returned?) Yeah
 But I told that gal it how
 I said, "Then was then, woman, now is now
 If you want me to stay, there's just one but
 Get a smile on your face, and keep your big mouth shut"
 Now we're back together, everything's fine
 I run the house, Jack, she better not step out of line
 Now she knows what to do when the day is through
 She's got to hug me in the a.m
 Kiss you in the p.m
 Give me plenty lovin'
 With all her might
 'Cause a good man nowadays is hard to find