Whitey on the Moon

A rat bit my sister Nell
 With Whitey on the moon
 Her face and arms began to swell
 And Whitey's on the moon
 I can't pay no doctor bills
 But Whitey's on the moon
 Ten years from now
 I'll be payin' still
 While Whitey's on the moon
 You know the man
 Just upped my rent last night
 Whitey's on the moon
 No hot water, no toilets, no lights
 But Whitey's on the moon
 I wonder why he's uppin' me?
 'Cause Whitey's on the moon
 I was already givin' him like 50 a week
 Whitey's on the moon
 Taxes takin' my whole damn check
 Junkies makin' me a nervous wreck
 The price of food is goin' up
 And if all that crap wasn't enough
 A rat bit my sister Nell
 With Whitey on the moon
 Her face and arms began to swell
 And Whitey's on the moon
 Was all that money I made last year
 For Whitey on the moon?
 How come I ain't got no money here?
 Hmm, Whitey on the moon
 You know I just 'bout had my fill
 Of Whitey on the moon
 I think I'll send these doctor bills
 Airmail special
 To Whitey on the moon