Ugly Brown

Nobody loves me in this town this town this town
 Nobody loves me in this town this town this town
 To their parties they never invite me even my own dog bites me
 And they call me they call me Ugly Brown
 Nobody wants me in this town this town this town
 Nobody wants me in this town this town this town
 I won't swim in the river and that's a fact
 Cause every time I come out you keep a throwin' me back
 And you call me you call me Ugly Brown
 [ harmonica ]
 Nobody needs me in this town this town this town
 Nobody needs me in this town this town this town
 If I run away and hide where nobody can see
 Then nobody comes and looks for me
 And they call me they call me Ugly Brown
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 (Saturday night in Trouble is probably the best time of the week
 Most of the people come into town and they buy enough flour and salt
 To last while then they stay and visit some
 We got this bench that sits out in front of Maude Growdy's store
 That's where most of the men do their sittin' whittlin' spittin' and story tellin'
 And some of the stories they tell I'll tell you right now
 Some of the are just awful hard to believe
 You take a couple Saturday nights ago this man was tellin' us all about
 How he got his first wife)