Eddie's Teddy

DR. SCOTT:
 From the day he was born
 He was trouble
 He was the thorn
 In his mother's side
 She tried in vain
 But he never caused her nothing but shame
 DR. SCOTT:
 He left home the day she died!
 From the day she was gone
 All he wanted
 Was rock & roll porn
 And a motor bike
 Shooting up junk
 He was a lowdown cheap little punk
 DR. SCOTT:
 Taking everone for a ride
 When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy
 You knew he was a no good kid
 But when he threatened your life
 With a switch blade knife
 What a guy!
 Makes you cry!
 DR. SCOTT:
 Und I did!
 Everybody shoved him
 I very nearly loved him
 I said "Hey listen to me"
 Stay sane inside insanity
 But he locked the door and threw away the key!
 DR. SCOTT:
 But he must have been drawn
 Into something
 Making him warn
 Me in a note which reads
 What's it say?
 What's it say?
 I'm out of my head!
 Oh, hurry or I may be dead!
 They musn't carry out their evil deeds!
 (SCREAM)
 When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy
 You knew he was a no good kid
 But when he threatened your life
 With a switch blade knife
 What a guy!
 Makes you cry!
 DR. SCOTT:
 Und I did!
 When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy
 You knew he was a no good kid
 But when he threatened your life
 With a switch blade knife
 What a guy! (whoa, whoa, whoa)
 Makes you cry! (hey, hey, hey)
 DR. SCOTT:
 Und I did! (I did!)