Sweet Transvestite

How do you do? I see you've met my faithful handyman
 He's just a little brought down because
 When you knocked
 He thought you were the candyman
 Don't get strung out by the way I look
 Don't judge a book by it's cover
 I'm not much of a man by the light of day
 But by night I'm one hell of a lover
 I'm just a sweet transvestite
 (Sweet transvestite)
 From Transexual, Transylvania
 Let me show you around, maybe play you a sound
 You look like you're both pretty groovy
 Or if you want something visual
 That's not too abysmal
 We could take in an old Steeve Reeves movie
 I'm glad we caught you at home
 Could we use your phone?
 We're both in a bit of a hurry
 So we'll just say where we are
 And then go back to the car
 We don't want to be any worry
 You got caught with a flat
 Well, how 'bout that?
 Now babies, don't you panic
 By the light of the night
 It'll all seem alright
 I'll get you a Satanic mechanic
 I'm just a sweet transvestite
 (Sweet transvestite)
 From Transexual, Transylvania
 Won't you stay for the night
 Or maybe a bite?
 I'll show you my favorite obsession
 I've been making a man
 With blonde hair and a tan
 And he's good for relieving my t-t-tension
 I'm just a sweet transvestite
 (Sweet transvestite)
 From Transexual, Transylvania
 I'm just a sweet transvestite
 (Sweet transvestite)
 From Transexual, Transylvania
 So come up to the lab
 And see what's on the slab
 I see you shiver with antici-pation
 But maybe the rain
 Isn't really to blame
 So I'll remove the cause
 But not the symptom