Short Fat Fannie

Tired of slippin' and slidin' with a long tall Sally
 Peekin' and a hidin', duckin' back in the alley
 Don't wanna rip it up, don't wanna dance with Annie
 I've got a brand new lover name is Short Fat Fannie
 One day while I was visit'n at HeartBreak Hotel
 That's where I met Fannie and she sure looked swell
 I told her that I loved her I'd never leave
 She put her arms around me, gave me fever
 She's my tutti fruiti, I love the child so
 She watch me like a hound dog everywhere I go
 Whenever I'm around her I'm on my p's and q's
 She might step on my blue suede shoes
 Well at a honky tonk party just the other night
 Fannie got jealous and she started a fight
 'Cause I was dancin' with MaryLou
 I had to call Jim Dandy to the rescue
 Short Fat Fannie she's my hearts desire
 Short Fat Fannie sets my soul on fire
 On Monday we were married on Blueberry Hill
 Now we're so happy and I love her still
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 She's my feedback tutti fruiti and I love the child so
 She watch me like a hound dog everywhere I go
 Whenever I'm around her I'm on my p's and q's
 She might step on my blue suede shoes
 Well at a honky tonk party just the other night
 Fannie got jealous and she started a fight
 'Cause I was dancin' with MaryLou
 I had to call Jim Dandy to the rescue
 Short Fat Fannie is my hearts desire
 Got the kind of lovin' sets my soul on fire
 Short Fat Fannie well I love her so
 I'll never let Short Fat Fannie go