Bony Maronie

I got a girl named Bony Moronie.
 She's as skinny as a stick of macaroni.
 Ought to see her rock and roll with her blue jeans on.
 She's not very fat, just skin and bone.
 But I love her and she loves me.
 We're all happy now as we can be.
 Making love underneath the apple tree.
 Well, I told her mama and her papa too
 Just exactly what I want to do.
 I want to get married on a night in June,
 And rock and roll by the light of the silvery moon.
 'Cause I love her and she loves me,
 We're all happy now as we can be.
 Making love underneath the apple tree.
 She's my one and only, she's my heart's desire.
 She's a real upsetter, she's a real live wire.
 Everybody turns when my baby goes by.
 She's something to see, she really catches the eye.
 I love her and she loves me,
 We're all happy now, as we can be.
 Making love underneath the apple tree.