Paperback Bible

I'd like to buy a good
 Used paperbacked living bible
 And I've got some things
 That I'd like to put on out there
 Like a pony cart and an old bird bath
 A kitchen sink and a rocking chair
 You can turn me on
 Almost any day at noon
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 Hey, I'd like to put on
 A four-month-old rat terrier pup
 I think he's a male
 And he's marked up pretty and
 Everything
 This woman's got some goats
 But his feet's never been on the ground
 You can just buy one
 Or you can have the whole herd
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 Yeah, I'd like to find
 A 27-inch color TV
 Has to be non-working
 And RCA, 'cause I need the parts
 And daily there's an old drive shaft
 And the same Berkeline recliner
 It's green and it's cloth
 And it's been used very little
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 Then a Reba designs
 Size eight, prom pageant dress
 And it's icy blue
 With sequins worn just once
 There are others that are strapless
 But this one's slit above the knee
 If you're looking for
 Something perfect for that student
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 I have always thought
 That hand guns were made for shooting people
 Rather than for sport
 Why not use a rifle in most other applications?
 You might find a shotgun or a musket
 But you'll never hear a pistol
 There may always be
 Someone looking for or finding some
 Guess I'd like to sell
 A good used paperbacked living bible