Oh, What a Disappointment

Even a child's love needs to be proven?
 As he turns off the gas, and runs away from the truth
 He seals up the doors with the masking tape
 And he closes all the windows and makes sure they stay
 With his head in the oven, he feels his feet near the floor
 Makes a crease on his chest, he puts his knee on the door
 "Is the propane within?," he's really not sure
 Still there's tears in his eyes and the stars on the shore
 And I say these things I will never do for you
 Even though I want to, I want to, I want to
 Even though I want to, I want to, I want to
 Everything means nothing, you're screwed
 A little light that shines indoors
 Heaven has been long enough to find
 And Heaven has been long enough to find
 There's six friars outside my front door
 She's in her underwear, she lays his feet on the floor
 On the face is a smile, now fallen half off
 She turned her head back around, she started to cough
 She said, "I think I'm going to puke"
 And I said, "I'm sorry I'm sorry, is there something I can do?"
 She said, "I'm the one who's sorry, I think I peed on your floor"
 I said, "That's okay," and then she puked some more
 And I say these things I'll never do for you
 Though I screw up from time to time
 Even though I screw up from time to time
 Why can't you understand I protest?
 The little light that shines in doors
 There's a little whiskey on my finger
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 I toured the place where the body was found
 There were beer cans and candy bar wrappers laying all over the ground
 Don't light that cigarette in here, go face the door
 I said I don't care, I want to be someone
 And I say these things I'll never do for you
 Though I screw up from time to time
 Even though I screw up from time to time
 Why can't you understand I protest?
 Why can't you understand I protest?
 There's a little whiskey on my finger