Gar

Well i could be a boy
 Without hair in the country
 Relaxed and wild
 Running down by the creek
 Catching those crayfish
 And being kinda frightened
 But mostly just in awe
 Of them mighty crab claws
 (now i'm glad i do)
 I've wasted
 (the way that we're leaving the way that we go)
 All my free time
 (our lives are better left to chance)
 And i've worried
 (...pain that... I had to miss the dance)
 Just as most kids are of my age
 I could be home
 With a beer and a movie
 Straighten my back
 And raping my lungs
 While completely maintaining
 My absoloute innocence
 My absolute innocence at all times
 And i looked at jewelry
 (now i'm glad i do)
 For your little finger
 (the way that we're leaving the way that we go)
 It's so skinny
 (our lives are better left to chance)
 I can hardly believe you
 (...pain that... I had to miss the dance)
 I could be standing
 For what seems like hours
 Shifting my weight
 From one foot to another
 While watching live music
 With the earplugs on
 Our nice conversation
 Is becoming quite loud
 And i'm weary
 (now i'm glad...)
 Of your ugly pop culture
 (the way that we're leaving the way that we go)
 You're so pretty
 (our lives are better left to chance)
 Standing beside the desk
 (...pain that... I had to miss the dance)
 And i could be sitting
 By the telephone tomorrow
 To receive a call
 By the overweight garth brooks
 Who would then try to offer me
 Like a hundred thousand dollars
 Just for me to go the fuck away
 And he's waiting
 For my kind of reply
 I am serious
 I couldn't leave you if i tried