Crackers

Crackers spoil in the California sun
 Autumn leaves, but she never said where she was going
 In your heart, your mind grows dumb
 You feign surprise to learn that
 That's where babies come from
 Remove your grace and ease
 Try to avoid even the casual relationship to cheese
 Girl, I'm on my knees
 There's a righteous piece of cheese
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 This 20 minutes doesn't seem that long
 Still there's a tendency to always get the words wrong
 And here we sit out this tropical storm
 Burning pages from your notebook
 Just to keep your hands warm
 In or out of bed
 This sergeant shaved my head
 Your outrageous guess
 Cover them with roses and affliction
 Be the one that hardly speaks of fiction anymore
 To leave when you're on top
 And your team gets robbed
 Overcasted funny faces
 Hardly reminiscent of the truth
 In the barracks by the army cot
 There's a fella who just cut his face shaving
 And as he bleeds on his pillow in the dark
 Waiting for the morning when he gets to go online to you