Breathe Deep

The clerk smiled as she saw the same nut
 Pick up a personal size grocery basket
 And head down aisle two
 She smiled because periodically this guy would return
 With his basket full of glade
 Lock and hold room freshener and deodorizer
 It's a deodorizer that works on the same principle as a bug bomb
 Simply push down on a button
 And it fills the room with a scented fog
 The man would buy only about five or six cans at a time
 He'd been coming in for about five weeks now
 Sometimes he would come in twice a week
 He seemed like a normal guy
 He was kind of balding in his mid thirties
 Wearing a black leather jacket
 And he was always so damn dusty
 Something soft about his features
 He wore a slight makeup but it was really just dust
 He paid with a twenty and said thank you and left
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 The man returned home
 He took the glade from the worthless little plastic sack
 He placed one on the rug, one on the end table
 One on the window sill, one under the TV
 One by the air conditioner, this might seem unusual
 Except for the fact that his entire apartment was just filled with them
 Every room on every surface
 He figured he had about 60 of them in all
 Each one's nozzle's poised at the ready
 He sighed and opened a beer
 He started to push down the lock and hold buttons on the canisters
 Slowly filling the room
 Working his way from the dining room into the den
 Each room filling with a multi-scented fog
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 Desert bloom, evergreen
 Misty rose, fresh lemon
 Regular and unscented
 Potpourri, wild oak, petunia
 Ocean mist, musk, hazel wood
 Irish nights, sandal wood, rain forest
 Country kitchen, natural prevention
 Orange blossom, Indian summer and holiday candle
 Calmly he sat on the couch
 Spilt his beer, closed his eyes
 Calmly he sat on the couch
 Spilt his beer and closed his eyes