Action Figure

I heard a rumor that I'm sad
 Or at least that I feel bad
 Whoever said that doesn't know
 I'm pretty sure that I don't know
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 And if a case was made for this
 Could it be something that we missed
 Let's let the cat out of the bag
 Let's let the neighborhood go bad
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 It takes some time but there you go
 It takes a lot of guts to show
 The silly side of who we are
 As if we'd ever go that far
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 So we can put the watch away
 And we can throw away the cane
 And we can walk through God's own will
 Because he's crying, crying still today
 What are the odds that you are right?
 What will we have to eat tonight?
 What if I told you it's okay
 To be my action figure?
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 I've swatted bugs all afternoon
 I've swallowed beer like a cartoon
 And if old Waylon hung the moon
 Will we be singing with him soon? Today
 And I will learn to look away
 When there are things I cannot bear
 Perhaps you'll sing a different tune
 Perhaps we'll learn to tell the difference
 And there are people that I know
 Who learns to live within their limits
 And we are lucky to be so
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