Rich Man For Christmas

Mi have mi light bill fi pay man haffi mind mi
 Man haffi buy mi everyting before dem wine mi
 Mi have rent fi deal with all tomorrow mornin'
 So, no likkle fool caan strip mi
 Mi waan go a Bahamas for Sunday
 An come back to mi husband Monday
 But 'tis a fool mi a look fi nyam out him bank book
 If dem know what mi know dem jus 'low mi
 Because a bare rich man, di real money dude
 Only dem bwoy dere mek mi rock to di blues
 No bruk pocket man caan see mi nude
 Tom jump but him sista no fool
 Mi promise Tom di wuk, him tell mi sey him tough
 But ohhh mi jus bowl dat fi ducks
 Him hear mi know how fi heist it up an fling it up
 Cha, him end up inna rut
 True, enough mon mi tek an turn dem inna fool
 Mek dem spend out dem money fi send mi go school
 When dem ready fi come bathe inna pool
 Mi jump off a deep an tell dem fi cool
 Mi run lef a Rasta inna Ocho Rios
 Tell him fi lay dung caw mi soon come back
 Mi gone buy some Slam fi prepare fi di act
 Rubbers haffi run before mi lay pon mi back
 Cha, a trick mi trick dat