That's Life, tho (almost hate to say)

When I go out, I take pills to take the edge off
 Or to just take a chillax, man and forget about it
 Just a certified badass out for a night on the town
 Ain't it oh-exciting, the way one can fake their way through life
 But that's neither here or there
 In a way how could one ever prove you're just putting them all on
 That's life, tho
 Almost hate to say it
 That's life, tho
 In every brutal way
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 From Horse Point I hang glide into the valley of ashes
 Just as powder head has long been burned to the ground
 Yeah with fire, with fire
 A chosen one just levelled the farm
 I guess hell has finally frozen over
 I wanna run into the rolling hills along some mid-western highway
 But there are scorpions out there
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 There was a man who touched the lives of many
 And when he died he left so many people crying
 That's life tho
 So sad, so true
 That's life tho
 So sad to say
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 Stay Puft was on top of the world
 Then he fell all the way back down naturally
 The laws of physics have shown that a man must walk through life via peaks and valleys
 It was a man, a big-old-hearted man that we all put on a pedestal
 And when he left this earth, but he left so many loved ones behind ('hind)
 That's life tho
 Hate to point out the painfully obvious
 That's life tho
 So sad, so true
 That's life tho
 That's life tho
 That's life tho
 Almost hate to say