The Bandits of Beverly Hills

She knew the moment their eyes came together
 They'd never need to explain
 He was a bandit behind his behavior
 She was precisely the same
 Laughing and dancing those gay caballeros
 They look so wild and so free
 She likes him a little light on the loafers
 But bless his heart, so does he
 And he covers for her and she covers for him
 If it's wild and they want to they will
 But the dangers are real and the chances are slim
 And there ain't nothing cheap but the thrill
 In the badlands of Beverly Hills
 He had a mustache that made him look macho
 And she wore a mole on her cheek
 Making the run around Rodeo Avenue
 Dancing boutique to boutique
 And the truth is a question with too many answers
 And so hard to face on your own
 Beauty is only as deep as the skin
 Ugly goes clear to the bone
 And he covers for her and she covers for him
 If it's wild and they want to they will
 But the dangers are real and the chances are slim
 And there ain't nothing cheap but the thrill
 In the badlands of Beverly Hills