Jesus Was A Capricorn (Owed To John Prine)

Jesus was a Capricorn
 He ate organic food
 He believed in love and peace
 And never wore no shoes
 Long hair, beard and sandals
 And a funky bunch of friends
 Reckon may just nail Him up
 If He come down again
 'Cause everybody's gotta have somebody to look down on
 Prove they can be better than at any time they please
 Someone doin' somethin' dirty, decent folks can frown on
 You can't find nobody else, then help yourself to me
 Get back, John
 Eggheads cursin', rednecks cussin'
 Hippies for their hair
 Others laugh at straights who laugh at
 Freaks who laugh at square
 Some folks hate the Whites
 Who hate the Blacks who hate the Klan
 Most of us hate anything that
 We don't understand
 'Cause everybody's gotta have somebody to look down on
 Prove they can be better than at any time they please
 Someone doin' somethin' dirty, decent folks can frown on
 But you can't find nobody else, then help yourself to me
 Help yourself brother
 Help yourself [Incomprehensible]
 Help yourself brother