Women Turn On Your TV

[Kool Keith]
 Don't hurt 'em - don't hurt 'em
 Kool Keith... yeah
 New York City in the house
 California in the house
 Texas in the house
 Miami in the house
 Forget sneakers that look like hot dogs
 Yo fam, you hear me chewin your chicken gizzards
 I'm more reptile than 10 of your Timberland boots
 is worth one pair of my lizards
 Just order your two-piece Kentucky Fried to go
 That watch on your arm you said it was real? You lied you know
 Actin like a Spanish guy goin crazy over one girl
 The latest thing in New York - overprotective insecure asshole
 A J-Lo lookalike with a Burger King stomach
 Man go ahead and hide your ho, my flow hit Mexico
 And enter Puerto Rico like Tego
 Rewind no fast forward, a lot of stamps on my passport
 [Chorus 2X: Kool Keith]
 Woman turn on your TV, channel 7, ABC News, don't you see me?
 [Kool Keith]
 So what you didn't vote for me, I'm Congress
 My pee stains tag your white Dodge Magnum
 Make the girls come out and say what's that on your armrest?
 Security forces, ask the fire department I alarm best
 With overcooked mushrooms, and turnips
 I woke my kids up, y'all tryin to battle me all night
 Suckers went to bet on the pro
 9 million rappers, fell asleep with cigarettes in they hand
 Let they babies burn up
 Your girl ain't payin attention, who that on the bell?
 Yo let my cousin Verne up
 Alright, y'all get enough to build your concern up
 Adjust your football game, break your PlayStation controls
 Y'all know my highs, gorillas can't feel my lows
 Cineplex status
 [Chorus] - 1.5X
 [Kool Keith]
 Remember I'm Boston, they Bernie Williams
 With a sweat over your ties, two outs in the 9th inning
 Most of y'all stuck in Jeapordy
 I answer you quick, shock you like Ken Jennings
 You can't touch the mic lookin like the face on the penny
 Goin against nuclear power
 Marble floors with ceramics, I defecate in your shower
 It's not about comin off the head of the testicles
 My job is to make a foe write one verse for 30 hours
 No fancy restaurants, and botanical gardens
 A lot of guys with fake talk
 I see 'em all out there with pink GMC trucks
 Hand another man flowers, my competition wear haltertops
 And sport backs with a lot of powder
 Change your exits, comin up the road on your navigation
 Meets the rerouter
 [Chorus] - 2.5X