Yeah, Yeah, Yeah

Tell me, tell me that
 Tell me, tell me that
 Tell me, tell me that
 Can I look into your eyes?
 Can't ya hear me say?
 Tell me, tell me that
 Can I dance between your thighs
 Can't ya hear me say?
 Oh oh oh oh,
 Tell me yeah yeah yeah
 Oh oh oh oh,
 Tell me yeah yeah yeah
 Tell me, tell me that
 Tell me, tell me that
 Tell me, tell me that
 Can I twist and pull your hair?
 Can't ya hear me say?
 Tell me, tell me that
 Can I carry you upstairs?
 Can't ya hear me say?
 I know I ain't a Romeo
 I know you got no place to go
 I need your love
 I want my share
 Well nuh-uh, and no-no-no
 Tell me uh-huh, and yeah yeah yeah
 Oh oh oh oh,
 Tell me yeah yeah yeah
 Oh oh oh oh,
 Tell me yeah yeah yeah
 sssssshhhhhh...
 (imitating Elmer Fudd)
 Be ve-e-ewy v-e-eewy qwiet...
 It's woman season
 I'm woman huntin
 hahahahahahahaha
 Every time I go woman huntin
 It always seems to blow up in my face
 See, I don't always get the things I want
 But a sweet, kind, loving, forgiving, understanding,
 beautiful, rich, c*ck-sucking nymphomaniac
 would be nice every now and then!
 Hey, I'm a nice guy
 I bathe
 Sure I got blue balls, so what
 Doesn't make me a bad person
 Oh you know this?
 One example,
 The girl that walked out on me on New Year's Eve
 Well she came back last night and she said
 "I don't have to go home tonight"
 I said "alright"
 So once again,
 I go out and I buy a case of cold, cold Heinekin
 And I had it out in the van, it was the big bottle,
 Not the little bottle, the big bottle of Jack Daniels
 I had TWO left,
 Two ludes for the girl of my wet dreams
 Now, once again,
 She drinks my beer,
 She drinks my whiskey
 She does my quualudes
 Five in the morning comes,
 Note: Five has come,
 Steve has yet to come
 Five in the morning comes
 And this girl looks at me
 In a most peculiar way
 She is not looking very well
 From her eyes come these
 big, big, big, big tears
 Rolling all over her face
 Down into her chest and
 Into her underwear
 And she's got those big green snot bubbles
 You know - it's not runny,
 It's big thick sh*t
 And she's got drool
 This sh*t had legs,
 I don't know what the f*ck it was
 It was nothing but
 Tears and Snot and Drool, oh my!
 Tears and Snot and Drool, oh my!
 Tears and Snot and Drool, oh my!
 Tears and Snot and Drool, oh my!
 So she's not looking very well,
 We've established that, right?
 So she looks at me and says
 "Stevie... I feel sick. I gotta go home now."
 And she THREW UP all over the floor
 It was disgusting
 It smelled really, really bad
 It smelled like... it smelled like puke
 Only puke smells like puke
 You can have farts that don't smell like puke
 Nothing smells like puke but real puke
 The sh*t was steamin
 It was on my carpet
 I was there just to have a good time with the lady
 I took her out for dinner, and she puts dinner on my carpet
 In a steaming heap of puke
 I'm sorry, I was PISSED
 So I looked at her, and I said
 "You... no good for nuthin
 Fuzzy headed, big-eyed
 Booger-nosed, blow-me lips
 Double-chin, flat chested, hairy back,
 Big fat hairy a** "
 She had crowbar black pubic hair
 And she had cellulitic legs
 And she did NOT shave her legs,
 So if to touch it pricked, it pricked to touch 'em
 To touch it pricked, it pricked to touch 'em,
 She had big feet like Bozo the Clown
 Oh she weebled but she won't fall down
 I said "You get your teary, snotty, droolin,
 F*ckin hairy a** outta my home you
 Whore-bag pig bitch!"
 What would you do?
 What would YOU do?
 I said "Go outside and do that"
 I don't need this
 I'll go to the Geisha house
 Find a real whore
 Quit throwing up
 Sh*t stinks
 Just stop it
 And I said...
 Don't tell me no
 Tell me yeah, yeah, yeah
 Don't tell me no
 Tell me yeah, yeah, yeah
 And she threw up AGAIN!
 Tell me, tell me that
 Tell me, tell me that
 Tell me, tell me that
 Can I lubricate your lips?
 Can't ya hear me say?
 Tell me, tell me that
 Can I sink your battleship?
 Can't ya hear me say?
 I know I ain't a Romeo
 I know you got no place to go
 I need your love
 I want my share
 Well nuh-uh, and no-no-no
 Tell me uh-huh, and yeah yeah yeah
 Yeah, yeah, yeah
 Yeah, yeah, yeah
 Yeah, yeah, yeah
 Oh oh oh oh,
 Tell me yeah yeah yeah
 Oh oh oh oh,
 Tell me yeah yeah yeah
 Oh oh oh oh,
 Tell me yeah yeah yeah
 Oh oh oh oh,
 Tell me yeah yeah yeah
 A
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 Lick me
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