Barhopper 1

His first date.
 He wasn't quite sure what to do, and what to say.
 - ...see for yourself! That's her!
 - Where?
 - Sitting right in front of us! That's Sharon!
 - Oh... wow!
 The most important thing is the first thing you say!
 - Hello!
 - What do you want?
 - I feel I might lay an egg any moment!
 - I beg your pardon?
 - What's a beautiful woman like you doing in a bar like this?
 - Beat it, jerk!
 - Now don't sugar-coat it. Just what is it you're trying to say?
 - Oh, grow up!
 - You're falling in love with me!
 - You're falling in love with me!
 - No time for this nonsense!
 - Why do men always assume that a woman alone at a bar is just waiting to be picked up?
 How would you like to spank somebody?
 - I beg your pardon?
 - I do love, love, love you.
 - I know, but I do wish you weren't so... ugly.
 - Would you like to come over to my apartment and listen to some albums?
 - What is the matter with you?!