Never Met a Man I Didn't Like (Short Version)

Never met a man I didn't like
 High fallutin' gent or bowery bum
 Yes, I've come a long way
 Down the pike
 Never met a man I didn't like
 Howdy!
 I guess I met a whole lot of people in my lifetime
 I always try to approach 'em the same way my Indian ancestors would
 See, an Indian always looks back after he passes something
 So he can get a view of it from both sides
 A white man don't do that
 He just figures all sides of a thing are automatically the same
 That's why you must never judge a man when you're facing him
 You got to go around behind him like an Indian
 And look at what he's looking at
 Then go back and face him
 And you'll have a totally different idea of who he is
 You'd be surprised how much easier it is to get along with everybody
 Never met a man I didn't like
 High fallutin' gent or bowery bum
 Guess I've come a long way down the pike
 Never met a man I didn't like