Another Dead Cow

Boys, it's time for you to wake up and smell the music
 We obviously got ourselves a predicament
 Alright, I admit it!
 Bossie's thin as a fishing pole
 Bessie's flat as a flounder
 Little Bonnie, God rest her soul
 Was barely one quarter pounder
 I checked my bovine manual
 And I find no definition
 Even this revised edition
 Does not mention malnutrition
 Jessie died of a hacking cough
 Clara drowned in the feeding trough
 Why would the Lord wanna carry them off?
 Dang!
 We've got another dead cow and the rent is overdue
 We're facing poverty
 Got another dead cow and we're up to twenty-two
 Better make that twenty-three
 Sweet Jesus, now I'm petrified
 They're gonna repossess my double-wide
 Got another dead cow and I'm thinking of blamin'
 You oughta be watching that kind of talk, let's not go there
 Let's guide this train of thought back towards the depot
 We've gotta figure out what's wrong with these cows!
 Something's making them cough and wheeze
 Slowly driving them to their knees
 It's gotta be some contagious disease!
 A plague!
 We've got another dead cow and we don't know why they die
 We've got to find the link
 Got another dead cow and apocalypse draws nigh
 You went to college, think!
 Well, something's bound to raise a flag
 Like that little Bat Boy they found in the bag?
 Got another dead co-
 Got another dea-
 Got ano-
 G-
 Got another dead cow and I'm telling you now
 I'm making a vow by the sweat of my brow
 Gonna figure out who, and what, and how, and why!
 It is like they've been bled
 Why?
 You think Dr. Parker'll put it down?
 Why?
 Dr. Parker's a good man
 Why?
 He'll just kill it
 Why?