Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered

After one whole quart of brandy
 Like a daisy, I'm awake
 With no Bromo-Seltzer handy, I don't even shake
 Men are not a new sensation
 I've done pretty well I think
 But this half-pint imitation put me on the blink
 I'm wild again, beguiled again
 A simpering, whimpering child again
 Bewitched, bothered and bewildered, am I?
 Couldn't sleep and wouldn't sleep
 When love came and told me, I shouldn't sleep
 Bewitched, bothered and bewildered, am I?
 Lost my heart, but what of it
 He is cold I agree
 He can laugh, but I love it although the laughs on me
 I'll sing to him, each spring to him
 And long, for the day when I'll cling to him
 Bewitched, bothered and bewildered, am I?
 He's a fool and don't I know it
 But a fool can have his charms
 I'm in love and don't I show it like a babe in arms
 Love's the same old sad sensation
 Lately I've not slept a wink
 Since this half-pint imitation put me on the blink
 I've sinned a lot, I'm mean a lot
 But I'm like sweet seventeen a lot
 Bewitched, bothered and bewildered, am I?
 I'll sing to him, each spring to him
 And worship the trousers that cling to him
 Bewitched, bothered and bewildered, am I?
 When he talks, he is seeking
 Words to get off his chest
 Horizontally speaking, he's at his very best
 Vexed again, perplexed again
 Thank God, I can be oxed again
 Bewitched, bothered and bewildered, am I?
 Wise at last, my eyes at last
 Are cutting you down to your size at last
 Bewitched, bothered and bewildered no more
 Burned a lot, but learned a lot
 And now you are broke, so you earned a lot
 Bewitched, bothered and bewildered no more
 Couldn't eat, was dyspeptic
 Life was so hard to bear
 Now my heart's antiseptic since you moved out of there
 Romance, finis, your chance, finis
 Those ants that invaded my pants, finis
 Bewitched, bothered and bewildered, no more