Screening Evaluation (Skit)

So listen, buddy.
 I'm gonna give you a little test, okay?
 Okay
 Is that okay, buddy?
 This test is call a Rorschach test and it's a test that we
 Give to smart kids like you so we can see how smart you really are
 And Joyner, you're only 8 years old, correct?
 Yes
 Wow, you're such a big boy
 Okay, so I'm going to hold up some pictures and
 You're gonna tell me what you see in these pictures, okay?
 Okay
 Okay, let's start with this one.
 What do you see in this picture, buddy?
 A butterfly
 Yes, that is absolutely correct.
 What a smart boy you are. That is a butterfly
 Wow, okay, how about this picture?
 That's a television
 And that's another correct answer, good job, buddy
 You might be a genius
 How about this one?
 That's a basketball
 Joyner, you are so amazing! Another great answer!
 That is a basketball.
 I don't even know if I could've got
 That one right. Such a smart, smart boy
 Okay, how about this one?
 That's a condom
 We're gonna try this again, you better not fuck up this time
 That's a-, that's a condom
 Joyner, I just called you a smart boy.
 Please don't make me regret that statement.
 You know what, let's just try another picture.
 Look closely and tell me what you see in this picture
 Uh, that's look like a loaded gun?
 We're gonna try this again and you better not fuck up this time.
 I said it's a loaded gun
 What are you, a fucking retard?
 Are you stupid? Mentally challenged?
 What the fuck is the matter with you?
 I'm sorry
 I'm trying to help you, look at the fucking picture.
 I am, I'm trying. I'm looking
 Look at the fucking picture!