Comprehensive Evaluation (Skit)

Hey buddy, come in and have a seat
 Your mom told me you didn't want to come in and see me today
 Because of our last conversation
 And I apologize, buddy, I really do
 I shouldn't have lashed out like that
 I was out of character
 I mean, you're only eight years old
 And I had no business talking to you that way
 So I wanted to extend a very sincere apology to you
 You think we can be friends and get over this?
 I guess so
 That-a-boy
 And I promise, from this day forward
 That if you don't act like a little fucking retard and piss me off again
 I won't lash out like that
 There's consequences for everything, Joyner
 You act like a little prick
 You get the mean doctor you don't wanna see
 It's that simple
 Now, mom tells me you don't really like the prescription I gave you
 Not really
 Well, what if I told you that I have a prescription
 That you can't get at the pharmacy?
 Like what?
 You ever used cocaine, Joyner?
 What's that?
 How about lean?
 I never heard of it
 Give me your backpack
 Why?
 I'm gonna put a few things in there for you
 And I guarantee this will take all your ADHD away for good
 How's that sound?
 Um
 It'll be our little secret
 I'm not sure about this
 Don't tell mom
 If you do, no more treatment for you