Poor, Unsuccesfull and Fat

R: Poor!
 Unsuccessful
 And Fat!
 Who!
 Would have thought I would
 End
 Like
 That!
 Surely In no time
 You'll be back to normal
 In your evening formal
 I'll be Poor, Unsuccessful
 Poor, Unsuccessful
 And Fat!
 And Getting Older!
 Plus
 Have You Noticed I Sweat!
 Yeah I
 Have a List of Things
 I Regret
 Don't Tell Your Story
 To Little Children
 Cause Your Gonna Scare Them
 How I'm Poor Unsuccessful
 Poor, Unsuccessful
 And Fat
 And getting Older
 Getting Grayer
 Stop Me if You've Heard this Before
 Cause if You've Heard this Before
 Hell It's Just More of The Same!
 G: help
 R: Help Me
 I'm a Player!
 Who'll Never Make it, I Won't Make It, I Won't Make It!
 G: No, No, No, No, No, No, NO!
 Once!
 I Was Practically Thin
 Now
 I can Eat LIke I'm Rin-Tin-Tin!
 Soon You'll Be Back Home
 A success In Training
 I'll Be Here Complaining
 That I'm Poor, Unseccessful
 Poor, Unsuccessful
 And Fat!
 And Getting Older
 G: I Am Not Successful
 I am Not So Damn Successful!
 R: Im Getting Older
 G: I Am Not Successful
 I Am Not So Damn Successful
 R: I'm Getting Older
 Mr.B: You Are Not Succesful
 G: I Am Not Successful
 Mr.B: To Old To Be A Failure
 G: To Old To Be A Failure