Shuffle Off to Buffalo

Now that we have had the rice and flowers
 The knot is tied
 I can visualize such happy hours
 Close by your side
 The honeymoon in store
 Is one that you'll adore
 I'm gonna take you for a ride
 I'll go home and get my panties (You go home and get your panties)
 You go home and get your scanties (I'll go home and get my scanties)
 And away we'll go
 Mmm-mmm-mmm
 Off we're gonna shuffle
 Shuffle off to Buffalo
 To Niag'ra in a sleeper
 There's no honeymoon that's cheaper
 And the train goes slow
 Ooh-ooh-ooh
 Off, we're gonna shuffle
 Shuffle off to Buffalo
 Someday, the stork may pay a visit
 And leave a little souvenir
 Just a little cute "what is it"
 But we'll discuss that later, Dear
 For a little silver quarter
 We can have the Pullman porter
 Turn the lights down low
 Ooh!
 Off we're gonna shuffle
 Shuffle off to Buffalo
 You go home and get your clothes-es
 I'll go get my these and thoses
 And away we'll go, ooh
 Off we're gonna shuffle
 Shuffle off to Buffalo
 To Niagara in a sleeper
 There's no honeymoon that's cheaper
 And the train goes slow, Mmm!
 Off we're gonna shuffle
 Shuffle off to Buffalo
 Someday, the stork may pay a visit
 And leave a little souvenir
 Just a little cute "What is it?"
 But we'll discuss that later, Dear
 For a little silver quarter
 We can have the Pullman porter
 Turn the lights down low, ooh
 Off we're gonna shuffle
 Shuffle off to Buffalo
 Matrimony is baloney
 She'll be wanting alimony
 In a year or so
 Still they go and shuffle (ooh)
 Shuffle off to Buffalo
 When she knows as much as we know
 She'll be on her way to Reno
 While he still has dough (ooh)
 She'll give him the shuffle
 When they're back from Buffalo
 She was just the farmer's daughter
 And the salesman made his sale
 What she got she didn't order
 And you can't return by mail
 To the chapel nearly got 'im
 With some buckshot in his bottom
 How could he say no? (Ooh)
 He just had to shuffle
 Shuffle off to Buffalo
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 For a little silver quarter
 We can have the Pullman porter
 Turn the lights down low, ooh
 Off we're gonna shuffle
 Come along and shuffle
 Shuffle, shuffle, shuffle, shuffle, shuffle, shuffle, shuffle
 To Buffalo