Zombie Instructions (Live 2014)

Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for the last song of the evening
 I'm sorry, there's nothing anyone can do
 Um, because we've shared such a special time together
 Huh, I would like to close the night with a
 Huh, a communal event, a sing-a-long if you will
 Here's the situation, you guys are zombies
 And, huh, there's a very simple part for you to sing
 Huh, let me sing it for you
 So, please, sing along if you know it
 Ready?
 All we want to do is eat your brains
 That's it, that's the whole song
 Um, huh, it sounds like some of you already know it
 And I'm guessing that the rest of you have just now learned it
 So, let's, let's sing loud and proud
 We're here, we're zombies, get used to it, ready?
 (All we want to do is eat your brains)
 Yeah, that's great, that sounds like a
 Sounds like a protest song, and that's
 Very spirited, I like it
 Huh, I have one bit of criticism, constructive criticism I hope
 Huh, you're singing too well
 We're not actually looking for, huh, the sound of a choir
 Huh, we're looking for the sound of zombies
 Which, as you know, is pretty awful
 Huh, and unmusical, and there's a lot of screaming and growling
 Um, the zombies who are singing have kind of mushy mouth addiction
 Diction is the main problem of a zombie, I think you all agree
 It's like you never understand what they're saying, embarrassing
 Huh, also, they're not very well organized
 They don't start at the same time, they don't stop at the same time
 Huh, if you don't want to sing, that's fine
 I don't either, honestly
 Huh, you could just make zombie noises
 And that might even be preferable in this case
 So, let's try again
 It should sound really, really chaotic and terrible, okay?
 Yeah, okay, very unruly, I like it
 Yeah, it's pretty bad
 Well, you suck the most, Dallas, congratulations