The Town Crotch

The seniors threw a party down the end of Dutton Road
 When it was almost cold enough to snow
 None of us could drive then, so we had to get a ride
 In the back of someone's GTO
 She was in the keg line with a yellow plastic cup
 It was like I'd never seen a girl before
 Puffy leather jacket and a healthy head of hair
 With the hair, she was six foot four
 I recognized her face right away
 She was the town crotch
 She was good to go anytime
 She was the town crotch
 But I loved her like she was mine
 There's a lot of things I don't remember now
 I remember the town crotch
 And I remember the town crotch
 I had a pint of So Co in the pocket of my coat
 You can hardly taste the alcohol
 Watched her from a distance, but I never said a word
 I was young and I felt so small
 I was no one then, who was I?
 She was the town crotch
 She was good to go anytime
 She was the town crotch
 And I loved her like she was mine
 There's a lot of things I don't remember now
 I remember the town crotch
 Yeah, I remember the town crotch (I remember the town crotch)
 Stood around and drank a lot and leaned against the cars
 (I remember the town crotch)
 Tried to beat the Winter, made it just under the wire
 (I remember the town crotch)
 Got drunk and loud under a thousand million stars
 (I remember the town crotch)
 Someone played Steve Miller, someone set some stuff on fire
 The cops came by to bust us, so we left the beer and ran
 My head hurt and I couldn't find my ride
 She pulled up in a Gremlin and she rolled the window down
 She said, "Hey kid, get inside"
 Then she asked my name and drove me home
 She was the town crotch
 She was good to go anytime
 She was the town crotch
 But I loved her like she was mine
 There's a lot of things I don't remember now
 I remember the town crotch
 I remember the town crotch
 I remember the town crotch