SkyMall

O'Hare is nice this time of year
 I check my bags and find my seat
 And buy a beer and settle in
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 Such is my life here on the road
 Now, my seat back is up
 Tray table stowed and there's nothing to do
 I gotta get myself through
 So, I am shopping in SkyMall, that five-mile-high mall
 That always has just what I need
 When I get to the gate and remember too late
 I should have brought something to read
 I'm okay, 'cause I know that I'm gonna shop SkyMall
 I bought a pair of bonsai trees
 I bought a big fake rock
 Where I can hide my keys from everyone
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 And I imagine what all my friends would say
 To see this lovable Santa dance
 And sway to my favorite songs
 My favorite holiday songs
 And I am shopping in SkyMall, that five-mile-high mall
 That always has just what I need
 When I get to the gate and remember too late
 I should have brought something to read
 I'm okay, 'cause I know that I'm gonna shop SkyMall
 In Cleveland, I bought a replica
 Of the sword that was broken
 And then somewhere above Detroit
 Some Successories that say "Lead with Vision"
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 I love you best when I'm away
 And while I'm out here
 I look forward to the day when I come home
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 'Cause there's something special waiting there
 It's a whimsical statue of a bear
 That holds a bottle of wine
 But please don't touch it, it's mine
 Because I bought it in SkyMall, that five-mile-high mall
 That always has just what I need
 When I get to the gate and remember too late
 I should have brought something to read
 It's okay, 'cause I know that I'm gonna shop SkyMall
 'Cause I know that I'm gonna shop SkyMall