Skullcrusher Mountain

Welcome to my secret lair on Skullcrusher Mountain
 I hope that you've enjoyed your stay so far
 I see you've met my assistant Scarface
 His appearance is quite disturbing
 But I assure you he's harmless enough
 He's a sweetheart, calls me master
 And he has a way of finding pretty things
 And bringing them to me
 Oh, and I'm so into you
 But I'm way too smart for you
 Even my henchmen think I'm crazy
 I'm not surprised that you agree
 If you could find some way to be
 A little bit less afraid of me
 You'd see the voices that control me
 From inside my head say I shouldn't kill you yet
 I made this half-pony, half-monkey monster to please you
 But I get the feeling that you don't like it
 What's with all the screaming?
 You like monkeys, you like ponies
 Maybe you don't like monsters so much
 Maybe I used too many monkeys
 Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony
 Making a gift for you?
 Oh, and I'm so into you
 But I'm way too smart for you
 Even my henchmen think I'm crazy
 I'm not surprised that you agree
 If you could find some way to be
 A little bit less afraid of me
 You'd see the voices that control me
 From inside my head say I shouldn't kill you yet
 Picture the two of us alone inside my golden submarine
 While up above the waves, my doomsday squad ignites the atmosphere
 And all the fools who live their foolish lives may find it quite explosive
 Well, it won't mean half as much to me if I don't have you here
 No, it isn't easy living here on Skullcrusher Mountain
 So maybe you could cut me just a little slack
 Would it kill you to be civil?
 I've been patient, I've been gracious
 And this mountain is covered with wolves
 Hear them howling, my hungry children
 Maybe you should stay and have another drink
 And think about me and you
 Oh, and I'm so into you
 But I'm way too smart for you
 Even my henchmen think I'm crazy
 I'm not surprised that you agree
 If you could find some way to be
 A little bit less afraid of me
 You'd see the voices that control me
 From inside my head say I shouldn't kill you yet
 I shouldn't kill you yet
 I shouldn't kill you yet