Mr. Fancy Pants

(Hey, Mr. Fancy Pants)
 Chances are your pants are not as fancy as the pair
 Of very fancy pants that Mr. Fancy Pants will wear
 When everybody's marching in the fancy pants parade
 He's gonna pass the test, he's gonna be the best
 The best in terms of pants
 You look in every catalog, you shop at every store
 'Cause even though you have a hundred pants, you want some more
 When suddenly, you see the greatest pants you've ever seen
 And even though you know it's gonna cost a lot of dough
 You have to have the world's best pants
 Say a little prayer for Mr. Fancy Pants
 The whole world knows it's only clothes
 And deep inside he's sad
 (Hey, Mr. Fancy Pants)
 They make the big announcement and the trophy goes to you
 You thought you had some fancy pants, and now you know it's true
 You look at Mr. Fancy Pants and hold the trophy high
 Everybody cheers while he's blinkin' back the tears
 He doesn't even have the best pants
 Say a little prayer for Mr. Fancy Pants
 It's all he had
 But don't feel bad, he'd do the same to you