Madelaine

If it doesn't kill you it'll make you stronger
 But if it kills you you'll be dead
 Use flourescent bulbs they'll probably last longer
 But the buzzing sound might hurt your head
 There's two ways of looking at your problem
 Right or wrong, win or lose
 Stand around and you'll never get the job done
 All you have to do is choose
 Madelaine, stay with me
 Madelaine, leave me be
 Madelaine, just tell me what you're gonna do
 Madelaine, stay for more
 Madelaine, use the door
 Madelaine, I'm gonna leave it up to you
 You could buy a dog to keep away the bad guys
 But you'd have to walk him every day
 You could open up a Chicken Kitchen franchise
 Piss off the ASPCA
 Either way, you better make your mind up
 What is what, which is which
 Cause on the mound, they're ready with the windup
 And you can't miss another pitch
 Madelaine, stay with me
 Madelaine, leave me be
 Madelaine, just tell me what you're gonna do
 Madelaine, stay for more
 Madelaine, use the door
 Madelaine, I'm gonna leave it up to you
 So many tasties on your plate
 What is a hungry girl to do?
 Already it may be too late
 I'm sick of cooking for you
 You could tell me that it's getting past your bedtime
 And that you have to say goodnight
 You could tell me that you've had way too much red wine
 And you would probably be right
 Either way, you better wash those glasses
 You've got friends coming by
 And besides, you're sick of making passes
 Truth be told, so am I
 Madelaine, stay with me
 Madelaine, leave me be
 Madelaine, just tell me what you're gonna do
 Madelaine, stay for more
 Madelaine, use the door
 Madelaine, I'm gonna leave it up to you