I'm Having a Party

The time has come to celebrate my birthday
 We just redid the basement, couch, and all
 You're all invited, even Mark Manelli
 Just leave your coats and shoes in my front hall
 We'll put on records and no one will dance
 It's gonna be funny when Mark wets his pants
 I'm having a party, hey, you wanna sleep over?
 We're gonna eat candy and get headaches in the basement
 I'm having a party, hey, you wanna sleep over?
 We're gonna play spin the bottle 'til it's time to go to bed
 My mom is making onion dip and Fritos
 Her secret recipe that never fails
 My brother says he won't come down and punch me
 And we can drink his four-pack of champales
 Expect a visit from Fudgie the Whale
 Ice cream and crunchies in his fudgy tail
 I'm having a party, hey, you wanna sleep over?
 We're gonna eat candy and get headaches in the basement
 I'm having a party, hey, you wanna sleep over?
 We're gonna play spin the bottle 'til it's time to go to bed
 Bed time is quiet time, a time for lovers
 You can share my sleeping bag
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 I'm having a party, hey, you wanna sleep over?
 We're gonna eat candy and get headaches in the basement
 I'm having a party, hey, you wanna sleep over?
 We're gonna play spin the bottle 'til it's time to go to bed