I'm a Mason Now

You used to laugh at me when I drove a Shriner's car
 You said it'd never fly, that I'd never get this far
 I always knew that I would make it someday
 Now you'd be safer staying out of my way
 Guess what, I'm a mason now
 And you better take care if you want to stay
 On the good side of the guy who's
 Got the secret handshake down
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 You think you're pretty bad with your pretty trophy wife
 You drive a pretty car through your polo trophy life
 I got a robe and a pretty nice ring
 You bet that brotherhood's a wonderful thing
 Guess what, I'm a mason now
 And you better take care if you want to stay
 On the good side of the guy who's
 Got the secret handshake down
 Should we talk about the governments that I control?
 Should we talk about the hands of fate, the dice they roll?
 The secret things you'll never see? The secret man you'll never be?
 The secret rooms that have no windows?
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 Too late to make amends 'cause the wheel's in motion now
 So get up off your knees, try to carry on somehow
 You can't escape it, so you better not try
 Now there's some friends of mine who'd like to say hi
 Guess what, I'm a mason now
 And you better take care if you want to stay
 On the good side of the guy who's
 Got the secret handshake down