Code Monkey

Code Monkey get up, get coffee
 Code Monkey go to job
 Code Monkey have boring meeting
 With boring manager Rob
 Rob say Code Monkey very diligent
 But his output stink
 His code not "functional" or "elegant"
 What do Code Monkey think?
 Code Monkey think maybe manager want to write
 God-damned login page himself
 Code Monkey not say it out loud
 Code Monkey not crazy, just proud
 Code Monkey like Fritos
 Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew
 Code Monkey very simple man
 With big warm fuzzy secret heart
 Code Monkey like you
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 Code Monkey like you
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 Code Monkey hang around at front desk
 Tell you sweater look nice
 Code Monkey offer buy you soda
 Bring you cup, bring you ice
 You say no thank you for the soda 'cause
 Soda make you fat
 Anyway you busy with the telephone
 No time for chat
 Code Monkey have long walk back to cubicle
 He sit down pretend to work
 Code Monkey not thinking so straight
 Code Monkey not feeling so great
 Code Monkey like Fritos
 Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew
 Code Monkey very simple man
 With big warm fuzzy secret heart
 Code Monkey like you
 
 Code Monkey like you a lot
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 Code Monkey have every reason
 To get out this place
 Code Monkey just keep on working
 See your soft pretty face
 Much rather wake up, eat a coffee cake
 Take bath, take nap
 This job "fulfilling in creative way"
 Such a load of crap
 Code Monkey think someday he have everything
 Even pretty girl like you
 Code Monkey just waiting for now
 Code Monkey say someday, somehow
 Code Monkey like Fritos
 Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew
 Code Monkey very simple man
 With big warm fuzzy secret heart
 Code Monkey like you
 
 Code Monkey like you