Baby Got Back

Lyrics

L.A. face with the Oakland booty
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 I like big butts and I cannot lie
 You, other brothers, can't deny
 When a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist
 And a round thing in your face
 You get sprung, wanna pull up tough
 You notice that butt was stuffed
 Deep in the jeans she's wearing
 I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
 Ooh, babe, I wanna get with ya
 And take you a pretty picture
 My homeboys tried to warn me
 But that butt you got makes me so horny
 Ooh, Rumplesmoothskin
 You say you wanna get in my Benz?
 Well, use me, use me
 'Cause you ain't that average groupie
 I've seen them dancing
 To hell with romancing
 'Cause she's sweat, wet
 Got it going like a turbo 'Vette
 I'm tired of magazines
 Saying flat butts are the thing
 Take the average black man and ask him that
 She gotta pack much back
 So, fellas (yeah), fellas (yeah)
 Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Yeah)
 Tell her to shake it, shake it
 Shake that healthy butt
 Baby got back (L.A. face with the Oakland booty; little in the middle)
 Baby got back (L.A. face with the Oakland booty; little in the middle)
 Baby got back (L.A. face with the Oakland booty; little in the middle)
 Baby got back
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 I like 'em round and big
 And when I'm throwing a gig
 I just can't help myself, I'm acting like an animal
 But here's my scandal
 I wanna get you home
 And, whoa, double-up, whoa, whoa
 I ain't talking about Playboy
 'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
 I want 'em real thick and juicy
 So find that juicy double
 Jonny C's in trouble
 Begging for a piece of that bubble
 So, I'm lookin' at rock videos
 Knock-kneed bimbos walking like hoes
 You can have them bimbos
 I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
 A word to the thick soul sisters, I wanna get with ya
 I won't cuss or hit ya
 But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna...
 'Til the break of dawn
 Baby, got it going on
 A lot of simps won't like this song
 'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
 And I'd rather stay and play
 'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
 And I'm down to get the friction on
 So, ladies (yeah), ladies (yeah)
 If you wanna roll in my Mercedes (yeah)
 Then turn around and stick it out
 Even white boys got to shout
 Baby got back (L.A. face with the Oakland booty; little in the middle)
 Baby got back (L.A. face with the Oakland booty; little in the middle)
 Baby got back (L.A. face with the Oakland booty; little in the middle)
 Baby got back
 Actually, when, when it comes to females
 Cosmo does not have very much to do at all with my selection
 I mean, 36-24-36?
 Maybe, if she's 5' 3"
 So, your girlfriend rolls a Honda
 Playing workout tapes by Fonda
 But Fonda ain't got a motor
 In the back of her Honda
 My anaconda don't want none
 Unless you have got buns, hon
 You can do side bends or sit-ups
 But, please, don't lose that butt
 Some brothers wanna play that hard role
 And tell you that the butt ain't gold
 So, they toss it and they leave it
 And I pull up quick to retrieve it
 So, Cosmo says you're fat
 Well, I ain't down with that
 'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kicking
 And I'm thinking about sticking
 To the beanpole dames in the magazines
 You ain't it, Miss Thing
 Give me a sister, I can't resist her
 Red beans and rice didn't miss her
 Some knucklehead tried to diss
 'Cause his girls are on my list
 He had game, but he chose to hit 'em
 And I pull up quick to get with 'em
 So, ladies (yeah), if the butt is round (yeah)
 And you want a triple-X throw down (yeah)
 Dial 1-900-JONNYC, and
 Kick them nasty thoughts
 Baby got back (L.A. face with the Oakland booty; little in the middle)
 Baby got back (L.A. face with the Oakland booty; little in the middle)
 Baby got back (L.A. face with the Oakland booty; little in the middle)
 Baby got back
 

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Duration
05:32
Tempo
180 BPM

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