Texas Funeral

Can you turn me up?
 Turn me up full
 I went into a bar just the other night
 Boy, I got into one hell of a fight
 I think I might have broken my jaw
 The very next morning, somebody stole my car
 My wife left home 'bout a week ago
 She stole the kids, and she took all my dough
 She peed on the carpet, and she shot my horse
 Now things are gone from better to bad to worse
 Texas and whiskey
 Whiskey from Texas
 Texas
 Texas whiskey
 Oh, I went to daddy's funeral just the other day
 It's just been three short days since he passed away
 Seems he died from having too much to drink
 That's how his truck ended up in the drink
 Texas and whiskey
 Funerals and Texas
 Whiskey and funerals
 Texas and whiskey
 Funerals
 Texas funerals
 Ah, shit
 I fucked it all up